Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.

Mom and Dad, I don’t do drugs. I don’t smoke. I don’t party. I don’t stay out ‘til 3AM on a weekday. I don’t skip class, but I don’t make you proud either. You’re always nagging at me because I’m not focused, because I’m chatting to a friend while completing my homework. I’m not perfect, there’s kids worse than me. Why can’t you see that? I’m mad at myself for displeasing you. I’m sorry.

okay i do smoke though